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Monday, February 14, 2011

Valentine: What the Holy Living Fuck??

Overheard in the Giant this morning:

Trailer baby in onesie, snow boots and hat: "I love you, mommy!"


Mommy in stretch pants that really had no choice: "I love you, too. You're just the cutest thing I ever pooted out my 'giner!"
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12 comments:

  1. Old NFOFebruary 14, 2011 at 5:47 PM

    Class act right there... yep, yep... AND they continue to breed!

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  2. NYEMTFebruary 14, 2011 at 6:46 PM

    I'm forced to wonder how many other things get pooted out of one's 'giner?

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  3. Bryan ReavisFebruary 14, 2011 at 7:27 PM

    I. NEED. MENTAL FLOSS.

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  4. DaddyBearFebruary 14, 2011 at 8:31 PM

    Attention KMart Shoppers, we have a blue light special for Brain Bleach, aisle 6.

    Sounds like you ran into the cousin of the woman I was in line behind today. She had two toddlers in footie pajamas in her cart, and was arguing with the clerk about why she couldn't buy generic cigarettes with her EBT card.

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  5. Captain TightpantsFebruary 14, 2011 at 9:03 PM

    Thanks - I needed that laugh! The bad part is, I'm sure I've run into her or her cousin/sister/mom on a call before....

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  6. JosephFebruary 15, 2011 at 2:11 AM

    "...stretch pants that really had no choice..."

    LOLOL!!!!

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  7. AnonymousFebruary 15, 2011 at 12:37 PM

    Eye bleach. Unsee! Unsee!

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  8. PA State CopFebruary 15, 2011 at 1:12 PM

    I weep for our future.

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  9. phlegmfataleFebruary 16, 2011 at 9:55 PM

    great googly moogly!

    I vow to insert "pooted out my 'giner" sometime in the next 24 hours. or not.

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  10. RobFebruary 17, 2011 at 10:06 AM

    Classy!

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  11. RobertFebruary 17, 2011 at 4:11 PM

    Gah! Make it go away! And it's too early to start drinking heavily. Wait (checks clock)..close enough.

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  12. Doctor BenwayFebruary 18, 2011 at 10:35 AM

    You don't suppose she'd been reading St. Augustine of Hippo (“Inter faeces et urinam nascimur”—“Between shit and piss we are born”)?

    Nah. She's never heard of Augustine of Hippo.

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