The Transmogrifier Files

I shouldn't have answered the door. When I DID, I was confronted by a tall dude in a dark suit, with some seriously '80's avia...

I spent the last weekend in Atlantic City, NJ. Voluntarily. See, the Step-gator has her own business, and there was some sort of Expo at t...

I am a horrible, mean-spirited, evil wench who delights in the suffering of others -- particularly when it is funny as Hell. Like, say.......

Something is afoot. Given that I am about to suffer a "milestone birthday event,"  I suspect that the husband and various family...

Pediem is a prognosticator par excellence. Two days after Miss Drunken Hot Mess got herself bounced from class for shameful inebriation, I g...

If you show up to a 9:30 AM class reeking of stale alcohol, smoke and questionable life choices, I am going to give you a Look. That Look ...

Her left eye is fogged; as a result her depth perception is for shit. She appears to be part Abyssinian, part tabby and part Dodge Dar...