The Transmogrifier Files

Random crankiness, amused musings and poop.

Tuesday, April 16, 2013

In which the S mother returns with a fucking BANG

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I shouldn't have answered the door. When I DID, I was confronted by a tall dude in a dark suit, with some seriously '80's avia...
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Sunday, March 10, 2013

People watching...

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I spent the last weekend in Atlantic City, NJ. Voluntarily. See, the Step-gator has her own business, and there was some sort of Expo at t...
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Friday, March 1, 2013

Burning Ring of Fire

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I am a horrible, mean-spirited, evil wench who delights in the suffering of others -- particularly when it is funny as Hell. Like, say.......
Saturday, February 9, 2013

Paranoia and Suspicion

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Something is afoot. Given that I am about to suffer a "milestone birthday event,"  I suspect that the husband and various family...
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Tripling down on stupid.

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Pediem is a prognosticator par excellence. Two days after Miss Drunken Hot Mess got herself bounced from class for shameful inebriation, I g...
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Thursday, February 7, 2013

Mother Hen says...

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If you show up to a 9:30 AM class reeking of stale alcohol, smoke and questionable life choices, I am going to give you a Look. That Look ...
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Sunday, February 3, 2013

Things have gone Cattywampus.

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Her left eye is fogged; as a result her depth perception is for shit. She appears to be part Abyssinian, part tabby and part Dodge Dar...
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