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Monday, August 29, 2011


If you show up to the first class with a two-page, handwritten list of class dates and inform me that they are days you will NOT be attending -- not asking me, but telling me -- you are not allowed to get huffy when I laugh in your face and ask if you'd like your "F" now, or at the end of the semester.



  1. Huh. I'd love to see that interaction between DC and his/her first employer.

  2. Seriously??? It damn well better be for serious medical reasons.....or someone's going to have one heck of a shock come real life job time....

  3. Just offer him an add/drop form and wish him a nice day. This douchebag will raise hell when you give them the grade they deserve instead of the grade they want.

  4. Document, document, document. Wouldn't hurt to recommend Sparkles the wonder student for compulsory rectal exam.

  5. Yep, document, you KNOW that one is gonna come back on ya... Just sayin...


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