Something is afoot.
Given that I am about to suffer a "milestone birthday event," I suspect that the husband and various family members are plotting. The nature of said event is of issue: Dad is a notorious prankster and several family members owe me for things I've inflicted upon them.
Let's face it: I've dished out a lot of pranky crap to those around me -- whether on their birthday or no -- and I know that payback is probably a bigger bitch than I am.
God forbid it involves clowns. *shudder*
There have been surreptitious emails and phone calls. Various people have let snippets of info drop.
I'm developing a twitch.