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Thursday, July 29, 2010

Like this result is any surprise at all.

You are 0% hippie.
Ok, you conservative soul.  Do you even believe in global warming?  Loosen that necktie a little, and try some organic food.  It actually does taste better.  And go to a farmer's market--they're fun.

Are you a hippie?
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Liberal (heh) applications of soap, Jack Daniels and gunpowder residue will cleanse the hippie from your person.


  1. I'm 24% hippie - a registered Democrat who owns a "black rifle" (Ruger Mini-14), a "black shotgun" (Mossberg Persuader), and a Colt .45.

    Go figure...

    (And speaking of "black rifles(... check this one out!)

  2. Hmmm... I'm gonna have to try this one out, but I have a feeling I'll rank highly (and by "highly" I mean low amounts of hippie.)

    As a matter of fact, I actually DO NOT believe in the scam of global warming.

  3. Zero percent ... and I answered honestly.

    Personally, I like hippies ... they will be useful as a source of heat depolymerized biodiesel for my SUV after the apocalypse.

    80 gallons per metric ton of dead hippie.

  4. Mine was same as yours. I expected, oh, 20% or so. I expected a goodly bit of hippie quotient based on my footwear.

  5. I wish I could've scored 0%, but Hippies seem to have a few libertarian leanings that I can respect.

  6. I scored a 31%. Dangit. I don't know why, but I think some of the questions are, well, QUESTIONABLE.


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