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Friday, July 2, 2010

As of four AM on Saturday...

I'm headed out for a weeks' worth of family togetherness and sand in unmentionable places.

I expect you all to comport yourselves as I would expect you to in my absence: snort, swear lavishly and with impunity and generally call out assmillinery.

Mine the bloglist for good reads!


  1. Have a safe trip - don't get sand in it!

  2. Oddly enough, we have similar plans. Have a safe and not too sandy vacation!

  3. Enjoy the trip, and plan on getting sand out various things/places for the next couple of months... :-)


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