One pair of little boy's uniform pants + one handful of crayons in the pocket = $80 worth of replacement uniform crap for both of the older kids. THAT will teach me to forget to check pockets before I do laundry.
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Letting your son pick a well-armed Saint Michael the Archangel for his class' Saints project/play combo may lead to some nervousness on the part of all involved. Letting a boisterous boy loose in a church with a sword and a spear may be one of the most foolish things I will ever attempt.
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Mandatory, all-hands sexual harassment training this week. I am unclear as to whether we will be admonished that it's bad, or taught how to perform more effectively. Either way, I am going to have to refrain from singing the "Sexual Harassment Panda" song from "South Park."
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Attended a hoity-toity parent's cocktail party Friday night, and realized that I was drinkin' classy when I went to the bathroom, and halfway through peeing, realized that there was an honest-to-fucking-GOD Jackson Pollock on the wall. And "Pollack in the Pisser" would be a great punk band name.
You realize you're duty-bound to get a clip of the song on a thumb drive and stealthily add it to whatever Powerpoint/video presentation they inflict on you, don't you?
ReplyDeleteLOL- BTDT with the wash! Yeah, we get the same thing, except we have to do a 40 slide powerpoint with questions... sigh... And somebody is just a 'bit' pretentious! ONLY a Pollock in the bathroom? What's in the foyer then? :-)
ReplyDeleteI had to work hard to keep the staff from playing 'tailhook' with the last Sexual Harassment Sensitivity Presenter. Probably was why I finally chose to become a bum.
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