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Monday, June 7, 2010

Mazel tov!

Helen Thomas, veteran reporter and full-time partisan harridan, is retiring from Hearst Publications --  effective immediately.

I guess the Jews won't need to get their papers in order to "get the hell out of Palestine and go back to Germany and Poland," after all.

Her retirement comes after she issues a a non-apology apology on her own website and after her agents dropped her like a hot matzoh.

Even the White House Correspondent's Association -- that bog of FAIL and eternal stench -- disavowed her comments. (Warning: clicking on that link may cause projectile vomiting.)

See ya' Helen. Hope that doorknob doesn't catch your ass on the way out.

8 comments:

  1. Wow. That's weapons-grade stupidity right there. Dumb, dumb, dumb.



    tweaker

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  2. I'm still hopin' for that house from the tornado to land just right...I'm just sayin'.

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  3. So her "retirement" - effective immediately, is news.

    But not the reason for it.

    Gee, this seems familiar.

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  4. A vile woman who epitomizes liberalism.

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  5. Couldn't happen to a nicer goblin.

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  6. Bucket of water, please.
    Always did call here the wicked witch, simply from her looks and voice. Didn't realize that she really was a wicked *itch!

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  7. How hideously sad that it's now cool to diss the Jews - our bestest buds in the Middle East. Having lived in Iran and Saudi Arabia, I've seen firsthand how these people think - and we need the Israelis like a verb needs conjugating.

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  8. "our bestest buds in the Middle East."

    With friends like this...

    Somehow I think things might be different if Tzipi Livni was in charge, rather than the far more impetuous Netanyahu.

    There's no hope for Mideast peace until Israel gets some leaders who didn't make their bones in the Six-Day War.

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